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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:47

Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No go.
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
No way
share office space ...
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Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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