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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Amid tariff drama, good economic news can't catch a break - Axios

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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No go.

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

A cardiologist overhauled his diet to boost his longevity. Here's the grocery store path he takes to stick to his meal plan and avoid bad foods. - Business Insider

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How does a single-payer healthcare system handle costs for surgeries, and what's the patient experience like compared to private insurance?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

They put up a sign reading

No way

share office space ...

States Are Making It Easier to Get Ivermectin - Newser

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Jessica Alba Reunites With Ex-Husband Cash Warren at Daughter Haven’s Graduation - instyle.com

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

CT scan radiation and cancer risk - reassuring and alarming at the same time - Daily Kos

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

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1-In-100,000 Chance Earth Could Be Yeeted Out Of The Solar System By A Passing Star - IFLScience

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Terraforming Mars Might Actually Work and Scientists Now Have a Plan to Try It - ZME Science

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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